Goofy song, but I like it. When it's on the radio I sing along. The video is low quality, but the song is all I needed. The Barenaked Ladies, If I had a million dollars I'd buy your loooooooooooooooooooove If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would be already laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had a $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups Mmmmmm If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1000000 I’d buy your love If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 I'd be rich